I used to love them. I swear. But now I find myself single and bitter. No, no, seriously, its not going to be one of those posts. No seriously, it wont. I'm finished. But can we just talk about the fact that the amount of engagement ring commercials has hit critical mass? It's, like, ridiculous, no? I guess I never noticed before. But it's a fucking trip. So i wonder, does it actually work? Like do people think candy canes and wedding rings? Seriously?
Well keeping in the spirit of excess and frivolity, feast on these. and keep that finger, second in from the pinkie, clean and clutter free. cheers.
xo
Barf.
That's MRS Sassafrass Jones to YOU.
If you were considering a new tattoo, this is a good start.
This answers a lot of questions for me.
Oh god yes.
cum hither.
